tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228796902024-03-13T18:02:22.279-07:00Joke's ParadiseMany Many Many jokes. This is all, just many jokes and funny things, pictures etc.Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.comBlogger165125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-31295757657084259302012-05-15T03:59:00.002-07:002012-05-15T03:59:15.626-07:00New Jokes NowWe will no longer post any jokes here. All is now available on Funny Stuff OnlineUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-12377041948637891952008-12-20T16:57:00.000-08:002008-12-20T16:58:30.004-08:00Lucky Olympic Win | Funny MoviesThis guy was really lucky. Watch the clip to the end:Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-31923393407008802242008-12-20T16:53:00.000-08:002008-12-20T16:54:55.510-08:00Joke of the Day - Mickey and Minnie DivorceMickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation:"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."Mickey replied:"I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f@#$ing Goofy!"Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-47684509436889323072008-12-20T16:48:00.001-08:002008-12-20T16:53:09.215-08:002 Bill Gates Jokes | Celebrity JokesBill Gates Joke 1: The World's Smartest ManOne night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-14910912601170447102008-12-16T12:59:00.000-08:002008-12-16T13:00:33.563-08:00Why Speak English? | Nationalities JokeA friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve.A few weeks ago, He was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies.At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies.The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans only learned English.He Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-59560904548816687192008-12-16T12:53:00.000-08:002008-12-16T12:58:20.108-08:00Welcome to OZ - Political JokeBill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle were riding in a car in the mid-west.. Along came a tornado and picked up the car and threw it 100s of miles away - As they were climbing out of the car and checking themselves for injuries, Newt Gingrich exclaimed that he thought they were in OZ - he said "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a heart", Dan Quayle said "I'm going to see the wizard and Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-47684132380782347672008-12-12T12:32:00.000-08:002008-12-12T12:39:02.164-08:00Before and After MarriageMan: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.Woman: Do you want me to leave?Man: NO! Don't even think about it.Woman: Do you love me?Man: Of course!Woman: Have you ever cheated on me?Man: NO! Why you even asking?Woman: Will you kiss me?Man: Yes!Woman: Will you hit me?Man: No way! I'm not such kind of person!Woman: Can I trust you?If you want to know about what happens after marriage simply read the Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-58069508340083848282008-12-11T15:16:00.001-08:002008-12-11T15:16:58.517-08:00Double Decker Bus - Blonde JokesThere's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.Finally, a Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-22929078748199819592008-12-11T15:12:00.000-08:002008-12-11T15:15:14.396-08:00Blonde Car Accident - Blonde JokeOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-28486247417147286252008-08-24T08:22:00.000-07:002008-08-24T08:23:44.485-07:00Wrestler Getting Erection in MatchThis one is quite funny and it occurred in a match between Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik. As Sheik was going for his signature submission move it was obvious that he had an erection: WrestlingGoneWrong.com - The Iron Sheik gets an erection from wrestling Hulk HoganAdrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-43954690202360221812008-08-22T15:36:00.000-07:002008-08-22T15:39:21.485-07:00Some Doctor JokesSome Doctor Jokes I just recently read. The first one is about a young woman in a hospital:A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast, Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-60618616846780579392008-08-22T15:30:00.000-07:002008-08-22T15:32:18.785-07:00Animation vs Animator IIYou might have seen this funny clip or not but few people saw part II, according to youtube just around 2 million at the moment. So, here it is, Animation vs Animator II. Hope you like it, it is pretty funny!Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-25705588633270000182008-08-17T09:40:00.001-07:002008-08-17T09:40:46.613-07:00Getting Rid of the Wife When DrunkTwo married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bedAdrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-63277549957310009212008-08-17T09:38:00.000-07:002008-08-17T09:39:22.215-07:00Sunday School Religion LessonLittle Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-37322279525675590262008-08-17T09:24:00.000-07:002008-08-17T09:37:23.599-07:00A Blonde Versus a LawyerA blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50. The lawyer figured he could notAdrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-28403950064135164672008-05-12T08:13:00.000-07:002008-05-12T08:22:22.414-07:00Violin Jokes - Q&A and Regular Violin JokesQuestion and Answer Jokes about violins:- What's the difference between a violin and a viola?- There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.- How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?- The dog knows when to stop scratching.- What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?- No-one minds if you spill beer on a Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-27989960589808240542008-03-07T13:20:00.000-08:002008-03-07T13:22:38.773-08:00Joke of the Day - Irish Jokes - Robotic BarmanA popular bar has a new robotic barman installed.A guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"The man replies: "130."So the robot goes on to make conversation about physics, astronomy and so on.The man listens intently and thinks: "This is really cool."Another guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"The man response: "100." So the robot starts Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-21440753003274149232008-03-06T12:40:00.000-08:002008-03-06T12:47:14.235-08:00Irish Jokes - Alcohol Irish JokesAlcohol Irish Joke 1Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot - with just two little slits for his eyes.'What happened to you?' asked Cassidy.'I staggered out of the pub and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked me through a plate glass window.''Begod,' said Cassidy. 'It's a good job you were wearing those bandages or you'd have been cut to ribbons!'Alcohol Irish Joke 1A woman Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-63708118010799970102008-02-23T14:00:00.000-08:002008-02-23T14:01:37.461-08:00Joke of the Day - What is your wife's name? - Lawyer JokeSt. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler."I was a good father," he answers."Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-66927230278199907792008-02-23T13:52:00.000-08:002008-02-23T13:57:07.253-08:00Funny Attorney Commercial - Lawyer JokesThis is one bad lawyer commercial but it is also quite funny, especially the pictures at the beginning:Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-69100489497207192132008-02-23T13:50:00.000-08:002008-02-23T13:51:20.433-08:00You are a Lawyer if - Lawyer JokeYou Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.Your other car is a BMW.When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-12244052802187150692008-02-23T13:48:00.000-08:002008-02-23T13:49:01.259-08:00When you Know that you Need a new lawyer - Lawyer jokeWarning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer1) Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.2) When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.3) Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."4) Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-52020868154027342292008-01-12T14:24:00.000-08:002008-01-12T14:27:06.128-08:00Joke of the Day - Politics in a BARA man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-35335837169207841462008-01-04T12:22:00.000-08:002008-01-04T12:25:46.804-08:00Ray Owens Joke of The DayThe Ray Owens Joke of the Day website is one you might want to visit. Today's feature joke is: "The Top 15 Signs You've Lived With a Mathematician Too Long"His cute habit of converting every number to base seven is really starting to annoy you, because he insists on doing it 33 hours a day, 10 days a week!He has his graduate students working on reconciling your irreconcilable differences.The Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-86030071429116433502008-01-03T16:00:00.000-08:002008-01-03T16:04:53.059-08:00Joke of the Day - President Bush and SexMuch has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up.Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.com0