tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-228796902012-02-16T05:28:53.780-08:00Many Many Many jokes. This is all, just many jokes and funny things, pictures etc.Adrianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04920904299851473569noreply@blogger.comBlogger1641100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22879690.post-12377041948637891952008-12-20T16:57:00.000-08:002008-12-20T16:58:30.004-08:00

This guy was really lucky. Watch the clip to the end:

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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation:"I'm sorry Mickey, but I can't legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane..."Mickey replied:"I didn't say she was mentally insane, I said that she's f@#$ing Goofy!"

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Bill Gates Joke 1: The World's Smartest ManOne night, a Delta twin-engine puddle jumper was flying somewhere above New Jersey. There were five people on board: the pilot, Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, the Dali Lama, and a hippie. Suddenly, an illegal oxygen generator exploded loudly in the luggage compartment, and the passenger cabin began to fill with smoke. The cockpit door opened, and the pilot

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A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve.A few weeks ago, He was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies.At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies.The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans only learned English.He

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Bill Clinton, Newt Ginrich and Dan Quayle were riding in a car in the mid-west.. Along came a tornado and picked up the car and threw it 100s of miles away - As they were climbing out of the car and checking themselves for injuries, Newt Gingrich exclaimed that he thought they were in OZ - he said "I'm going to see the wizard and ask for a heart", Dan Quayle said "I'm going to see the wizard and

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Man: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.Woman: Do you want me to leave?Man: NO! Don't even think about it.Woman: Do you love me?Man: Of course!Woman: Have you ever cheated on me?Man: NO! Why you even asking?Woman: Will you kiss me?Man: Yes!Woman: Will you hit me?Man: No way! I'm not such kind of person!Woman: Can I trust you?If you want to know about what happens after marriage simply read the

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There's a double decker bus driving down the street full of passengers, blonde and brunette.On the lower level of the bus, the brunettes are having a good time, talking, laughing, and singing along to the music playing.On the upper part of the bus, the blondes are seated... they're in a panic. They're screaming, terrified, and holding onto each other as the bus moves along the street.Finally, a

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.The blonde started laughing.This made the man angrier so he smashed her

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This one is quite funny and it occurred in a match between Hulk Hogan and the Iron Sheik. As Sheik was going for his signature submission move it was obvious that he had an erection: WrestlingGoneWrong.com - The Iron Sheik gets an erection from wrestling Hulk Hogan

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Some Doctor Jokes I just recently read. The first one is about a young woman in a hospital:A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being stuck in the tiny little room all day and to make matters worse, the daily routine was starting to get to her. Every morning, for example, the nurse would bring her breakfast (which always consisted of an egg, piece of toast,

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You might have seen this funny clip or not but few people saw part II, according to youtube just around 2 million at the moment. So, here it is, Animation vs Animator II. Hope you like it, it is pretty funny!

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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed

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Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back

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A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50. The lawyer figured he could not

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Question and Answer Jokes about violins:- What's the difference between a violin and a viola?- There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.- How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?- The dog knows when to stop scratching.- What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?- No-one minds if you spill beer on a

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A popular bar has a new robotic barman installed.A guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"The man replies: "130."So the robot goes on to make conversation about physics, astronomy and so on.The man listens intently and thinks: "This is really cool."Another guy comes in for a drink and the robot asks him: "What's your IQ?"The man response: "100." So the robot starts

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Alcohol Irish Joke 1Murphy lay in hospital covered in bandages head to foot - with just two little slits for his eyes.'What happened to you?' asked Cassidy.'I staggered out of the pub and a lorry hit me a glancing blow and knocked me through a plate glass window.''Begod,' said Cassidy. 'It's a good job you were wearing those bandages or you'd have been cut to ribbons!'Alcohol Irish Joke 1A woman

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St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler."I was a good father," he answers."Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so bad you even married a woman named Sherry. No admittance."St. Peter then turned to the next man, a carpenter, and

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This is one bad lawyer commercial but it is also quite funny, especially the pictures at the beginning:

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You Might Be A Lawyer If....You are charging someone for reading these jokes.The shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.You have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.Your other car is a BMW.When you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.When your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

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Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer1) Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.2) When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.3) Your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."4) Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.

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A man wearing a Democratic pin walks into a bar and sees a picture of President Bush hanging behind the bartender. He calls the bartender over and says, "You should take that picture down. George Bush is a blight upon this nation. He should be impeached."The bartender, a life-long Republican, is completely offended. "Why you liberal piece of garbage. How dare you come into my bar and tell me how

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The Ray Owens Joke of the Day website is one you might want to visit. Today's feature joke is: "The Top 15 Signs You've Lived With a Mathematician Too Long"His cute habit of converting every number to base seven is really starting to annoy you, because he insists on doing it 33 hours a day, 10 days a week!He has his graduate students working on reconciling your irreconcilable differences.The

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Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up.

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Our joke of the Day today is a Blonde joke:A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, "I

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Square Dance Joke 1:How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?Eight. Square dancers do everything in groups of eight!Square Dance Joke 2:THE NEW SQUARE DANCEUp With The Petticoat,Down With The Pants.In With The Pecker,Everybody Dance.Girls With Rags On,Up Against The Walls.Guys With A Hard On,Promenade The Halls.Girls Grab Your PartnersFirmly By The Balls.Drag Him Down

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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them."If I can guess the exact number of sheep here will you let me have

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This was labeled as a looking good joke and appeared on Craiglist. It is under the form of a letter:Dear Good-looking guys,Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all men, will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and other social venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for the average-looking girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give

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You can call it a scary face email joke or a random ghoul appearing out of a sudden, the truth is that it is called a screamer. We are dealing with a scary face that appears out of the blue in a usually cute and cuddly movie. It is all a joke, usually sent through emails. Well, the result is usually that the individual jumps out and gets scared just like in the following funny movie. It is a

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Here is another funny rap movie I enjoyed from the same dude as before with Happy Holidays. Hope you love it as much as I did! Well, you need to be American to feel the pain of this movie:

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Pretty cool and funny video. Some dude singing a song he composed called "Happy Holidays". This guy is pretty funny and he can rap so it is fun to watch. Interesting funny movie:

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"My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast."I got in a tiff with Riley.""Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said, surprised. "He must have had something in his hand.""Aye, that he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was.""Dear Lord, didn't you have anything in YOUR hand?""Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley's tit." Kelly said. "And a

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An old woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water.As the bartender gives her a drink she says, "It's my birthday today and I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday."The bartender says, "Well, since it's your birthday I'll buy you a drink. In fact I'll take care of this one for you."As the woman finishes her drink a woman to her right

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Two old drunks were lapping them up at a bar.The first one says, Ya know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand." "So", says the second

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Dancing Monkeys - Watch more amazing videos here

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His father says, "Son, I'm filling your mother's tank."Johnny says, "Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning."

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An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?""It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon, why do you want to become a lawyer?""That's my business! Get me the course!"Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure

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The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon" Half an hour later, just by chance a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale."Good morning, madam. I've come to....""Oh, no need to explain.

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A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she

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Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed.That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In

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Quite a nice Blonde Joke:A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up

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In the heat of the game, one of the players threw a vicious punch the victim was all set to get -stuck into him when the referee rushed up and held him back.'Now then, O'Hara! You know you mustn't retaliate!''Come on ref!' said O'Hara. 'He retaliated first!'

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A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast,he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he wasabout to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked ifhe could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not beingable to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.To his

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The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a

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A doctor joke and a food joke, all in one:A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor, and he gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests and then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you.""On your

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Here are some salesmen jokes. Salesmen Joke 1:A new sales assistant was hired at a large department store. On his first day, the sales manager took him around to show him the ropes. They were passing by the gardening section, when they heard a customer asking for grass seed. The sales manager stepped in.Sales manager: Excuse me, but will you be needing a hose to water your lawn?Customer : I guess

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A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and

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A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve. A few weeks ago, He was attending a conference that included admirals in both the US and the French navies. At a cocktail reception, my friend found himself in a small group that included an admiral from each of the two navies. The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans only learned English.

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Politics Joke:A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.There is, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd.

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Doctor Joke:At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads to another and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands

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Doctor Joke:An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his hair, almost in tears."Doctor, my memory’s gone. Gone! I can’t remember my wife’s name. Can’t remember my children’s names. Can’t remember what kind of car I drive. Can’t remember where I work. It was all I could do to find my way here.""Calm down. How long have you been like this?""Like

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Hope you like it! I totally did!

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Q) Why were the little strawberries upset?A) Because their parents were in a jam!

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During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this day our daily bread" to "give us this day our daily chicken." and KFC will donate 10 million dollars to Catholic charities. The Pope declined. 2 weeks later the man approached the Pope again. This time with a 50 million dollar offer. Again the Pope delcined

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One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."Bill figured he had nothing to

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There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed

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President Clinton is out jogging, and he encounters a man with some puppies. Clinton asks the man what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're Democrat puppies, Mr. President."Clinton thinks that is so great that the next day he brings the first lady to see these puppies for herself. He asks the man to tell Hillary what kind of puppies they are, and the man responds, "They're

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Some guy imitates the president and he is doing a hell of a job:show_78f31223674d20(448, 386);

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Very Funny:show_fab8ec75ca4a32(448, 386);

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Hilarious:show_5d9aac63f47e5c(448, 386);

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A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!''''I wouldn't worry too much about it,'' the doctor replies."Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.''''But you don't understand,'' the woman insists.''He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.''

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This was very funny, I laughed my head off. On the "Does this impress Ed?" part of Jay Leno's show this happened! By the way, it did impress Ed:

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I don't have to say anything! This is a simple question and yet listen to that answer. I did not understand anything!

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A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help

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One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colors. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers."I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes

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Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

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A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself

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Very Scary - Watch it till the end! Girl Scare Prank - For more funny videos, click here

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At a toy store one father asked the salesperson:"How much is the Barbie in the display window?"The salesperson answered:"Which one? We Have: Work out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". The amazed father asked:" Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the Others only $19.95?" Annoyed, the salesman

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The question is: Would you use this emergency exit? There are big chances you would be better off with fighting the fire

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Here is a Photoshop tutorial that teaches you how to turn your favorite Angelina Jolie picture into that of a vampire. The result is pretty funny: PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL - VAMPIRE - ANGELINA JOLIE - Funny video clips are a click away

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Weightlifting is not a sport to be playing with but it can be so funny at times: Funny Weights - The funniest videos are a click away

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I do not know if this would help but it sure is a very funny commercial:

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What happens when you come back to your car and it is not there anymore? You get mad but what is even worse than that? It's even worse when your car was there all along!Cover Car - The best video clips are here

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing upYo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo mama so fat were in her right nowYo mama so fat people jog around her for exerciseYo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyoneYo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for CondorsYo mamma so fat you haveta roll over

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?A: An envelope.Q: If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?A: Wet.Q: What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?A: A stick.Q: Where do you find giant snails?A: On the ends of their fingers.Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?A: A piiig.Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?A: Santa Claus walking backwards.Q: What do

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God Joke 1A man is talking to God.The man: "God, how long is a million years?"God: "To me, it's about a minute."The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"God: "To me it's a penny."The man: "God, may I have a penny?"God: "Wait a minute."God Joke 2Here is a good riddle to demonstrate the battle-between-the-sexes kind of jokes.Q: Why did God create the man before he created the woman?A1: The

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Doctor Joke 1:"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade.""Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?""Yeah, I shaved with the electric razor."Doctor Joke 2:"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?""Yes, of course...""Great! I never could before!"Doctor Joke 3:A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her

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Firefighter Joke 1:After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire."

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“Why are you sad John?” “Something horrible happened! A lamp crashed in my bedroom right on my bed, near my wife” “And is she all right?” “Yes, but my best friend, Max, is in the hospital now!”

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Cannibal Jokes 1:Q: What is a pregnant woman for a cannibal?A: Kinder SurpriseCannibal Jokes 2:An American, a Russian and an African meet. The American says:“Whenever we want a rush we go to a second hand car dealer and rent cars. After that we go through the mountains at over 100 miles per hour!”“And where’s the rush?”“One of the cars has no brakes”The Russian guy then says:“We do it differently

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Here is a very funny videos of a montage of discussions between George W. Bush and Condi:Bush & Condi - Click here for more free videos

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So what do you do when you do not have a condom? Ask Mama:Mama Loves Her Baby - Durex Commercial - Watch the top videos of the week here

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And he wonders why people think he is stupid:George W. Bush - Click here for more blooper videos

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A montage of funny clips glued in one movie. Except to the one with the bull I thought all are pretty funny!Funny1 - More amazing videos are a click away

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* When you go to a Japanese restaurant, you start a "USA! USA!" chant.* When you girlfriend dumps you, you tell her she couldn't "play with the bigboys," and that she will never get past mid-card status.* When you search and search the bible for the book of Austin.* If you can actually remember Sting's last public words.* If on a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown."* If

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Joke 1:A college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach said, "You're such a big guy--why did you marry such a petite woman? She's no bigger than your hand.""That's right, Coach," replied the lineman, "but she's much better!" Joke 2:A man applied to Sheffield Wednesday FC for a job on the administrative staff. 'What we're really looking for here,' said the chairman, '

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Chicago sent its police chief, fire chief, and city attorney to a municipalmanagement conference in Indiana. While driving through a rural area, their carbroke down, and they sought assistance at a nearby farmhouse. The farmer toldthem that the local garage was closed, and that they were welcome to spend thenight, but that he only had one spare bed. He told them that somebody couldsleep on his

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Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?A: You pull a little ring and it NEVER tells the same story twice!Q: Why did a Bill Clinton send an unsigned check for a hundred dollars to a charity?A: He wanted to make an anonymous contribution.Q: Why is Hillary suing Bill for divorce?A: Because he's doing to everybody what he should only be doing to her.Q: Do you know why they outlawed mini

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Watch this parrot enjoy the music and watch him banging his head when heavy metal appears. Hilarious!

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Biology ClassThe 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: "What part of the human body increases to 10 times it's normal size when excited?"Jessica responds: "That's disgusting! I don't have to answer that question!"So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: "That's easy...the pupil of the eye." "That's correct, Johnny. Very good!"And turning to Jessica, she says: "I've three things to say to you,

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Some pranks from Just for Laughs:Multi Gags:12 - Just For Laughs - The most amazing home videos are here

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Classic again. Some of the pics are very very funny. Worth a watch!Photo Mistakes - Click here for funny video clips

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Some are classic some are not but you will surely have a good laugh:Funny Trampoline Accidents - The funniest videos are a click away

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2 Programmers on a HighwayTwo computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.Apple ComputerApple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was "Carl Sagan".When the real

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Original: "12 Days of Christmas"On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to meA problem with E.T.On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to meTwo VendaCards and a problem with E.T.On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to meThree dead disks,Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.On the fourth day of Christmas, a user gave to meFour virused files, three dead disks,Two VendaCards, and a

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Joke 1: A Golf JokeA guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue.The coroner calls him in and says, "She definitely died from a blow to the head caused by the golf ball. But the only thing we can't understand is why was there a golf ball in her rectum?""Oh," he replies

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