Here they are! Just picture it! They were found in real newspaper ads:-A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
-Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
-For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
-Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
-Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
-We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
-Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
-Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
-Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
-The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
-Man, honest. Will take anything.
-Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
-Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
-UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
-Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
-Our experienced Mom will care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
-Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
-Illiterate? Write today for free help.
-Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
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