Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Britney Spears Jokes

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z.

Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!

Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat.
Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline.

Britney Spears decides to go out with her two new buddies, Shaggy and Craig David. They decide to go to the mall and thus enter the elevator to descend. Suddenly, one of them farts. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Oops, I Did It Again!' Embarrassed by this predicament, Britney decides to make up for it by taking them out again. They catch a train and leave the station when, believe it or not, someone farts again. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Stronger, Than Yesterday!'

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