Violin Jokes - Q&A and Regular Violin Jokes

Question and Answer Jokes about violins:

- What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
- There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the violinist's head is so much bigger.

- How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
- The dog knows when to stop scratching.

- What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
- No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.

And some regular violin jokes:

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

A violinist says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can play you just like my violin."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like a harmonica!"