1 Joke about Incompatibility

Two wives were airing their troubles:
"I'd like to get a divorce," said the first. "My husband and I just don't get along."
"Why don't you sue him for incompatibility?" asked the second.
"I would if I could catch him at it," replied the first.

NERD Jokes

Ring around a neutron
A pocket full of protons
A fission, a fusion
We all fall down.

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