Refrigerator Man

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says
''Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband -- he thinks he's a refrigerator!''

''I wouldn't worry too much about it,''
the doctor replies.
"Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass.''

''But you don't understand,''
the woman insists.
''He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake.''

Jay Leno and Leo the Butt Boy

This was very funny, I laughed my head off. On the "Does this impress Ed?" part of Jay Leno's show this happened! By the way, it did impress Ed:

THe Real Garfield

A Blonde Woman at a Beauty Contest

I don't have to say anything! This is a simple question and yet listen to that answer. I did not understand anything!

The Young Businessman

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Just Take Some Aspirin

One day a man tried to get a job at a great company. He passed every test with flying colors. At the final interview part, the CEO told him that his constant blinking would bother customers.
"I can fix that with some Aspirin. Just take some and I'll be better in a second"
So, he reaches into his pocket and pulls condom after condom out until he finds the Aspirin. He takes it and his blinking goes away.
The CEO says "We don't approve of womanizing!"
The guy says "Oh! No! Have you ever tried to ask a pharmacist for aspirin while your winking"

Two Drunks and a Dog

Two drunks had just gotten thrown out of the bar and are walking down the street when they come across this dog, sitting on the curb, licking his balls. They stand there watching and after a while one of them says, " I sure wish I could do that!"

The other one looks at him and says, "Well, I think I'd pet him first".

Blonde Driver vs Blonde Cop

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

Girl Scare Prank

Very Scary - Watch it till the end!

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How Much is the Barbie Doll?

At a toy store one father asked the salesperson:
"How much is the Barbie in the display window?"
The salesperson answered:
"Which one? We Have: Work out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95".
The amazed father asked:
" Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the Others only $19.95?"
Annoyed, the salesman answered:
"Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, And Ken's Best Friend".

Emergency Exit

The question is: Would you use this emergency exit? There are big chances you would be better off with fighting the fire

Turning Angelina Jolie Into A Vampire

Here is a Photoshop tutorial that teaches you how to turn your favorite Angelina Jolie picture into that of a vampire. The result is pretty funny:

PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL - VAMPIRE - ANGELINA JOLIE - Funny video clips are a click away

Painful but funny weigths

Weightlifting is not a sport to be playing with but it can be so funny at times:

Funny Weights - The funniest videos are a click away

The Orgasm Car Alarm

I do not know if this would help but it sure is a very funny commercial:

Great Car Prank

What happens when you come back to your car and it is not there anymore? You get mad but what is even worse than that? It's even worse when your car was there all along!


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