Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Brunette Jokes

In answer to the previous post about blonde jokes here are some brunette jokes:

Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes

Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible

Q. What's a brunette's mating call?
A. "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A. It matches their mustache

Q. Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A. It doesn't show the dirt

Q. Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A. When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q. Why can't brunettes `tease' their hair?
A. Because it's not funny

1 comment:

tbug4life said...

none of these r funny there jus cruel