Here are some interesting question and answers lawyer jokes that I really liked. Hope you will too and have a good laugh!
Q. What's the difference between a vulture and a lawyer?
A. The vulture doesn't get Frequent Flyer Miles.
Q. What's the difference between a cat and a lawyer?
A. One's an arrogant creature that will ignore you contemptuously unless it thinks can get something out of you. The other is a house pet.
Q. Why don't sharks ever attack lawyers?
A. Professional courtesy.
Here are 2 more jokes that are not Q-A but pretty funny:
A lawyer was out hiking with a friend when they encountered a mountain lion. The lawyer dropped his pack and got ready to run.
"You'll never outrun a hungry mountain lion!" exlaimed his friend.
"I don't have to outrun him," replied the lawyer. "I just have to outrun you!"
The next day a coyote came upon that same mountain lion licking a pile of dung. "What on earth are you doing?" the coyote asked in amazement. The mountain lion looked up dolefully. "I ate a lawyer yesterday, and I'm still trying to get the taste out of my mouth."