Sunday, July 29, 2007

Yo Momma is So Lazy Jokes

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

1 comment:

OLIVIA01 said...

Hey!! Here is some of my favorite yo momma jokes:

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, “ Picture continued on other side.”

You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.